Archive for April, 2008

April 24th, 2008

That thing called ”Pure sexual attraction”

by Zush

Last night I kind of surprised myself. I was watching Morning Musume’s Resonant Blue Lesson Studio Version. My mind was blank as can be. There I sat and watched my laptops screen. Girls were rehearsing & dancing in a studio dimmy lights on. I thought this is once again those cheaply made alternative PVs UFA kindly offers us.

But that was not the only thought I had in my empty mind. I was staring intensely at Koharu’s bum which was swinging in that pink jogging suit. How it moved here and there and almost everywhere. How thight and tasty it looked. And then! No, wait, it wasn’t only her bottom that glued my eyes on her. All her body moves were full of erotic innuendo. How she moved her legs & arms, how she arched her body and how she turned her head so that her long ponytail whiped the air. I almost smelt her scent. Sweat & light perfume. God, I truly have a vivacious imagination.

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I thought it would be much harder for me  to accept the fact that Koharu Kusumi is the hottest girl in Morning Musume today. But it wasn’t. Wonder why. I’m not yet convinced if she is my top one girl in MM now but I know for sure that pure sexual attraction is present when I see Koha dancing.

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This rather surprising observation led me thinking how I see those other MM girls in this sexual context. And more surprises were coming up. This is very interesting indeed.

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My number one MM girl Reina turns out to be quite mild in this light. Her loose panties make it just worse. Even more non-sexual MM members in my eyes are Aika and LinLin. Actually LinLin is there at the bottom of all.

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Then I have this undefined fuzzy zone where girls are kind of in between hotness and just-cuteness that in it’s worst case is commonness. Ai, Risa and Sayumi are all in this group. Although Sayumi is always super cute, because she is born to be cute, she in various associations can also be sexy girl. Sexy in very innocent way. In this Lesson Studio Version she is only cute.

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I’ve still two girls remaining. Can you hear it? Sexual attraction alarm bell is ringing loudly. Two more shocks? Eri and JunJun! Can’t be? But it’s true. Those girls are very sexy right after Koha.

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Eri has been bubbling under quite a while but now her appearance in this PV version makes me finally completely convinced: She also has it. Pure sexual attraction. Her calmness and slight shyness makes her even more attractive. Eri’s face expression in PV’s close-up scene do not need any illuminating words.

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What about our crybaby JunJun then? She definitely has strong erotic aura on her even though her dance movements are still quite clumsy. And she has weird sense of humour. Well, I also have. And she stands out from others because she does not talk Japanese yet so well and she is also quite tall girl. But you don’t need to be a perfect person if you have IT. That’s JunJun. Somehow I see JunJun quite close to Sayumi. I really can’t explain why that is so. When Sayumi is cute all of the time JunJun is sexy in every second in her own lovely phlegmatic way. Sounds weird? But that’s how I see & feel it.

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If we look back for Morning Musume’s evolution it clearly shows that today group is the most sexual oriented one out of all other versions. In the begining MM looked mature and had stylized & controlled erotic touch. When MM’s songs became more catchy & pop and when younger members were joining the group their presence changed towards cuteness. Of course there has always been a hint of hotness in MM but it has come out more along with individual members than a group image.

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When Koharu, 7th generation Miracle Girl, joined the gang in 2005 Morning Musume’s erotic signals got louder. Was it because Koha fit so well to Tsunku’s & Up-Front Agency’s plan to change MM’s image more sexy and grown-up? In this case that does not mean that artists should also be adults. I’m talking about image. Maybe there on the background was also pressure to answer those challenges coming from Japanese record industry and changing taste of consumers. Or maybe it was just time to accept the fact that sex sells better than cuteness.

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This evolution towards the sexier image is not a fact only in Morning Musume’s case. If you have eyes, you have seen that it’s happening almost all over Hello! Project. Tsunku’s Dynasty offers us more hotness than ever.

My role here is not to be a moralist. Many times people who consider themselves as moralists are the worst ones with double standards. I myself have only one standard: I like Koha’s bum, Miya’s hip, Chinami’s legs an all other things I’m not going to list here.

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April 21st, 2008

Wu-san’s Berryz Koubou Ranking.

by wu-san

I’m back writing for Zush, is basically what this is. I couldn’t be happier in all honesty. This place used to be a great hangout for sure, and I miss it. Speaking solely for the forum, I made many good net friends on here, and many sadly have moved on to other things. Life has a way of, well, getting in the way. I haven’t been on the forum myself for a good few months either. Bummer.

Anyway, I’m back and hopefully Zush will be also, in some not too distant future. I know his ‘Berryz Kobo International blog’ is doing well to find it’s feet, and that’s fantastic.

Speaking of Berryz Koubou then, I’m going to attempt a blog post on them. Considering I know very little – still – about the group, this should be interesting. Perhaps for the wrong reasons. Anyway, it’s an excuse to study up on my BK in the up and coming months.

I suppose I should start with my members ranking. Don’t expect anything substantial though, I mean, I make it a mission not to take notice of Yurina. Not the best of starts.

1. Miyabi

1. Miyabi – I call her ‘MiMi’, and I have no idea if it’s an accepted nickname already, but it’s pretty cute I think. Reminds me of something cuddly but sexy and, well, just plain sexy. Funnily, I don’t think of Miyabi as physically all that attractive. She’s got a long face which is just terrifying really. When her hair isn’t going all mental the proportions seem less odd however, and just like an old school friend who had a massive chin worthy of it’s own fan club, once he started to grow a little, the rest of his face compensated for his awkward looking noggin. He still looks like a douche though, whereas Miyabi is just, Mimi. Wonderful.

After watching a few – two – DVD magazines, I knew Miyabi was my number one straight away. She was laid back, considerate as an idol, and just genuinely easy to get on with. At least that’s how I‘m guessing. I love it when she gets all flustered and appears awkward. Simply, I find that very attractive. She’s up at the top because I can see myself dating her. She’d make me very happy anyway. You kind of see how my fandom works here. There you have it. Miyabi rocks my socks, and Zush will say ‘I told you so’.

2. Chinami

2. Chinami – She’s just awesome really. A bit of a comedian and always willing to talk and host and jive and, everything. A real dynamic quality about her, for sure. She’s got an awkward look about her too, and sometimes she looks completely away from herself which I find odd, but certainly interesting.

I find her very physically appealing. Very, very much so. Her squinty smile should be a little off-putting, especially when she bites her lips with her teeth, but I just love it. Her voice is something I cant begin to comprehend either. Clearly, I have no idea what I’m on about, which was always part of the fun with my learning about Morning Musume.

3. Saki

3. Saki – Adorable, this girl. I love how she wears her hair, and whilst it’s nothing beyond conventional, much like her looks actually, I totally dig it. A leader who I’ve yet to see do anything. I’m willing to wait around on this one. Beyond that, you’ll find no other reason for my liking her at this point.

4. Momoko

4. Momoko – Cute, and deceptively good at singing – to a point – Momo is always going to be hard to ignore. The end. For now.

5. Risako

5. Risako – My mother would adore Rii to no end. I just know it. That strangely means a lot to me, and I’ve let my mind wonder into the land of dreams on that one. My mother passing down anecdotes to Rii of my childhood whilst they go about bonding over some home made cooking. Anyway, Rii’s got old fashioned looks – and a mushroom nose – which my mother would want me to marry into. I think she’s trying to get ‘her’ perfect grandchildren you see. Probably wouldn’t work out too well if I had my way and started dating OG’s Mika. Ha! Yes, I’m the Mika fan club. Just me.

I really hate Rii’s singing voice. Not to say she cant sing of course, but I just don’t like the tone. I still cant believe she was born in 1994. I mean, what the hell? That’s certainly more dangerous than Momusu’s Aika. She’s at 5 because although I could grow to love her, I’m not there yet. Not by a long shot.

6. Maasa

6. Maasa – I don’t like her.

7. Yurina

7. Yurina – This is actually very bizarre. She reminds me of an old friend back in Malaysia. I haven’t seen her since forever, of course, and who knows what the hell she’s up to now. All I know is, I really, really liked my friend back in Malaysia, and whilst any memory of her is of only a few, they’re vivid and slightly hallowing. Yurina looks like her, quite a bit actually. I just don’t want go there to be honest. It’s totally unfair on Yurina, but god . . . I just don’t want to go there.

There you have it. My rankings. Simple and akin back to my blogging style back in 2005. I guess this is how I write when I don’t know what the f*** I’m talking about. Fun times.

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