{"id":78,"date":"2008-05-11T23:22:20","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T21:22:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kakko-ii.com\/?p=78"},"modified":"2008-05-11T23:22:20","modified_gmt":"2008-05-11T21:22:20","slug":"cheering-for-chii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kakko-ii.com\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"Cheering for Chii~"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, my progression into the land of Berryz Koubou<\/strong> has really, really taken a back seat to almost everything else H!P related, and indeed anything J-pop related. Oh dear. Still, there\u2019s always something to ramble on about, as pointless as it may be.<\/p>\n

Now, I realise that Berryz Koubou are worth the trouble of obsessing over, yet I just cant seem to ground myself into a good, unhealthy amount of fixating yet. I\u2019m sure it\u2019ll come once I get off of my ass, and there was a brief period where I crammed over much of BK\u2019s discography for, well, for a week, but right now I\u2019m using my time for other things. Chinami<\/strong>, where\u2019s your Photobook already? That ought to do it. And then some.<\/p>\n

\"1\"<\/p>\n

You shouldn\u2019t dare expect thoughtful writing on my trying to obsess over BK, you must know that. We\u2019re at the beginning here, where I\u2019m purely driven on my sex-drive. It\u2019s primitive, sure, but then nothing else has captivated me just yet. Wait, apart from a b-side\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6and Chinami. I know Miya rated first on my member rankings and that still sticks, but sometimes you get horny, and anything after that is only ever Chinami. You know I\u2019m right. Catch me on a day when I\u2019m swearing metaphors at you like some bastard poet and things change just a little, but right now it\u2019s pretty damn evident that I\u2019ve reverted to being a pervert.<\/p>\n

Clearly I want to talk about Chinami some more, so lets just write what comes naturally. Obviously, this series of mine has no real structure, and I love it.<\/p>\n

Chinami:<\/p>\n

There\u2019s no doubting that I\u2019ve got wiki.theppn.org open right now, right on Chinami\u2019s page. It\u2019s the only way to learn about future I cant stop thinking about you <\/em>idol crushes. Well, not always. You should see how shit AAA\u2019s<\/strong> pages are. Great, Nissy<\/strong>, I know when you were born. Now how do you like your coffee in the morning? Which side of the bed do you want? And the rest please.<\/p>\n

\"2\"<\/p>\n

Apparently, Chinami sleeps with her eyes half open. Not that I\u2019d ever get to experience this rather bizarre quirk of sorts, I can still imagine. It\u2019s pretty terrifying, and I can imagine that it\u2019d look absolutely hideous. I mean, she\u2019s in a sloth, vegetable state, and there she is gawking at you, or something. I couldn\u2019t sleep next to that, I\u2019m sorry. It\u2019s the pillow cover for you Chii. With the nose shapes cut out for breathing so you don\u2019t die. I\u2019m not ready to do jail time just yet. I\u2019m saving that for the knife fight my friend and I are going to have in the future, by a mountain range boasting a waterfall. We\u2019ve already predicted that I loose though. So unless they want to haul my corpse into a cell, wait\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6what am I going on about now?<\/p>\n

\"3\"<\/p>\n

Also, Chii\u2019s supposed to get mad straight away when she doesn\u2019t like something. Great. I\u2019ve been saving a lot of bad jokes for someone. And when I go in for a grope she can tell me she\u2019s not happy with my dirty ways, and then it\u2019ll be too late by then. Security will be punching me in the face but my arms will still be caressing as best they can until they fall off or something. Still, what\u2019s Chii\u2019s meat to bone ratio? – oh god, I should really phrase that better – could you seriously get a good cuddle with her? I mean you just know you could engulf yourself with JunJun<\/strong>, and it\u2019d be like some magical cushion with boobs and legs and face and bum cheeks. Could Chii boast such an awesome hug? Don\u2019t ask how I got from getting mad to groping.<\/p>\n

\"4\"<\/p>\n

Oh, she doesn\u2019t like mushrooms. I\u2019d love to chase her down the street throwing mushrooms at her from my wicker basket full of mushrooms, in a giant, oversized, comically misguided mushroom suit. I personally love mushrooms myself, and have even been known to take them raw. I wonder how this would effect our imaginary relationship, which so far consists of pillowcase wearing of the head when sleeping, groping and mushroom suits.<\/p>\n

Chii likes badminton. Superb! I love badminton. She hates ice-skating. Me too! We have so much in common. We can hit a shuttle cock about together whilst we talk nasty about people who like the ice, clearly morose about it because we\u2019re both shit at it. Maybe we can go to a rink and throw potatoes at them, like little trolls or something. We\u2019d make good, evil, potato wielding trolls I think. What do you think?<\/p>\n

\"5\"<\/p>\n

There\u2019s more on there, mostly standard fare. The fact that I\u2019m twisting simple things into stupid things is evidence of that, really. But she seems fun enough. So yes, I\u2019d like to be her boyfriend please.<\/p>\n

Man, can someone update her details though? They\u2019re dated to 2004. I\u2019m hoping her hobbies are now in fact dreaming about wu-san. You never bloody know, do you?<\/p>\n

I wonder if Zush will post this? It\u2019s a tad ridiculous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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