Miyabi is still The One

If I’m not careful, the delightful legs of Chii will surely over power me in ways I can only ever dream of. So let’s check out what Miya’s got to offer me. She is after all my number one Berryz. It would, by all intents an purposes, be obsurd not to want to delve into some sort of unhealthy obsession over her. Lets see if we can make something happen.

Well, to be honest her Wiki.theppn.org page is a waste of time. Maybe I’m just not feeling it, whatever that should come to mean, but for some reason I find her profile so very uninteresting. To be honest I only raised an eyebrow at her being scared of monsters and cockroaches. But then, you’d be some crazy bastard if you found monsters a bit of a laugh, and cockroaches a bloody good time. Really, there’s nothing excitable about that. Like Chii, Miya’s easy to anger, although she differs by being a little shy. On the one hand, groping a shy girl is pretty damn sexy. On the other hand though, she might just stab you. I guess not knowing which reaction you’d get is a bit of a turn on, although somewhat dangerous.

Apparently her charm point is her small ears. What? Has she felt up her chin lately? It’s a pretty epic piece of biology, that thing. An architect needs to blueprint her face for something magical, because somehow I want a house in the shape of it. I’d have slides coming from her nostrils and leading into some sort of underground weapons factory. Although it’d produce weapons that shoot out rainbows or something. The world’s full of bullets already. What we need are love rainbows. Miya ones.

Moving onto her recent B.L.T U-17 questionare though, it’s a little more interesting and current. It looks like Miya’s confidence is growing somewhat, what with her declaring she has no weaknesses. Now that’s what I like to see in my girls. A little bit of fight. Not enough to scare me off, but enough to curb or contradict that alluring shyness she reckons she possesses. Apparently she’s also feminine and sometimes cool. Well that’s definitely a bit of win. I cant ever see butch, manly women being my kind of thing in all honesty, so it’s good news that Miya’s a pansy at heart.

Get this: she was 6 when she had her first love! When I was six I was wetting the bed and blaming it on aliens. Can you form crushes at 6? I’m deadly curious now. I think my first crush was at 10, and I guess you’d consider this as being a late bloomer then? Hmmmm. There’s more on the questionnaire and I admit that I pilfered through a lot of the answers, but there’s certainly room for Miya to cement her place at the top of my Berryz Koubou ranking list. I guess I’m going to have to work at it some more though, because Chii’s dangerously close with her being damn right bumpylicious.

With Miya, she’s like the Kamei of BK for me. On my side of things I want to share romantic situations with her. Whereas Chii is kind of a dirty thing for me right now. To be honest the former is a lot more important for me, regardless of my filthy mouth sometimes, and so I suspect that Miya’s going to stick around for a long while to come.

(Screencaptures from Miyabi Natsuyaki Making DVD Special Edition from 2007)

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