Archive for January, 2007

January 22nd, 2007

Just a little bit of Mikitty memories..and my two favourite b!ӣ$%^

by wu-san

After falling in love with Miki Fujimoto (again) this week, I’ll share with you one of my favourite Mikitty moments.

Like almost everything I label ‘a classic moment’ it involves those two bastards from Utaban, I wouldn’t have it any other way. The episode I’m talking about is the 2003 Christmas special where current MM hogged the spotlight, of course. The first part is truly enjoyable, where Taka-san becomes utterly pissed off with Kame-chan’s ‘style’ of jokes. How he gets himself so animated is a mystery to me, but damn it’s good. Rika delights us with another gripping yet hilarious story which, as always, turns out to be bloody awful but I guess that’s the point. An interesting talk about Mikitty is discussed at the start of MM’s time slot involving ‘rearranging her underwear’. Now, I rarely speak out of line when it comes to Morning Musume but I fear anything I say about Mikitty on the subject would just come out wrong.

Miki

So, swiftly moving on…

Mikitty really shines near the end, and thanks to Taka-san’s undoubted favouritism we rarely miss anything. T.a.t.u, anyone remember that god awful Russian pop duo? Anyway the girls are asked to plot out on a world map where they’re from. I really hope some of the answers were deliberate, otherwise MM’s geography is at a standard that, well I don’t even want to think about it. The fact that both Taka-san and Nakai-kun are more often than not on the floor in stitches then making any sense whatsoever, you know it’s a good episode. Hell, Taka-san even drooled for a moment and both hosts spontaneously combusted into Kame-chan joke territory. Everyone you expect to get their answer right does and as for the rest, god help them, I really mean that. Tsuji’s answer is classical, her delivery on saying Beijing is both Kawaii and utterly ridiculous, especially when you see where she plotted it on her map. But in a segment where stupid answers are the norm, I guess it’s nothing too exciting.

When MM are set the task to plot T.a.t.u’s whereabouts Mikitty instantly asks ‘which way is up’ holding her world map board. Well, this being a very creative question, Taka-san quickly takes hold of the situation, first by gasping in amazement and then by joining in with his other half to declare “up or down, it’s up to you”. Now that Mikitty has thrown herself into the firing line, it of course sparks off more interesting events. Taka-san goes on to ask her to include the equator line (which I guess isn’t asking much, at least that’s what we think) and also to place in the IDL line. Whilst Mikitty replies “How do you want me to show this ‘equator’?” when she first pauses to think about what an equator might be she is truly beyond sweet and endearing. It’s not the fact that she’s hopeless at anything regarding geography, it’s how she expresses it. There’s pensiveness, a naivety to it all. And whilst I love her evil side, her fun side is just as good.

Miki

Well as you might guess her answer is left till the end and the results are beyond anything I can comprehend. Ok, the equator line was close and the IDL line? Who the hell knows where that is? Maybe it’s just me. The fact that she has no Idea where Russia is becomes meaningless when you realise one important factor, she’s got the map upside down…

This was never really about T.a.t.u but MM’s terrible grasp of basic geography. There’s nothing else I need to say apart from “Mikitty I’ve missed you”.

January 13th, 2007

Discussing Yossie and a battle cry, will television listen?

by wu-san

Quick thoughts on Yossie

The New Year is yet to blossom, but we’ve already been hit with the news that Hitomi Yoshizawa, Morning Musume group leader, shall be stepping down later on in the year. Though my initial reaction was that of shock, it’s really nothing to get worked up about. She’s fought it out like a trooper over the years, it’s time for her to collect her medals of honour and, well, retire. Not quite, it seems Yossie will stay on in H!P after her graduation. I can’t quite see her as a soloist myself, though her voice is decent enough it’s nothing special. Even her ‘tomboy’ attitude has taken a backseat and following in the footsteps of Morning Musume itself, become a rather boring affair. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan of Yossie but really, she hasn’t exactly dazzled us with anything lately. I’m not blaming her at all but rather stating how boring MM have been in general. Who knows what Yossie will do after? I’m sure many will speculate and many already have, it’s not for me to say.

Nacchi & Yossie

Whilst I’m upset at the prospect of Yossie leaving MM she deserves a break. Her weight fluctuations over the years are a good sign of the stress she’s felt as an Idol. I won’t begin to go into the details of why this may be; it could be very simple or equally as complicated. So labelling the problem ‘the pressures of fame’ is an easy enough escape clause to use. Last year was a rather rocky time for H!P’s mother ship and it showed. Although most of the defeatist opinions came from fans and not H!P headquarters, it’s the fans that keep Tsunku’s capital healthy. So these voices should be taken seriously, if the shoe fits, I think we all agree it does.

Anyway, it’s a new year and another 12 months for Morning Musume to bring everything back to the boil. I think we all see the arrival of Aika as a sign of hope, she’s got expectations on her shoulders and we’re all guilty of putting those expectations there. I think if the tide starts to move with MM we could see a very good year for the newest addition. I would have liked Yossie to stay on, at least until Morning Musume are a little more grounded and stable. Even if she’s just sitting in the background she’s always a welcome and familiar face to see, and I think we all feel as if a part of MM’s past is with us when she’s around. That’s what you get if you hang around long enough. But pleading for her to stay is pretty selfish, like I said, she needs a break. Still, the timing of her graduation still leaves me a bit puzzled. With Aika coming in I would have thought Yossie leaving at the end of 2006 or the beginning of 2007 would have been better suited for the fairytale ‘fresh new start’ angle. And for the die hard Yossie fans out there, maybe even the end of this year.

What I hope to see from the media

Aika’s maiden appearance on Utaban is something I am looking forward to. Even though the relationship between both camps has been hit and miss with recent MM the love is still there, it just needs to be reawakened (I tried to tackle the issue in an earlier blog, emphasis on ‘tried’). Let’s hope Taka-san will take her on as one of the Idols he wants to date when they turn ‘20’ (that was always a funny angle). Apart from his loyalty to Mikitty, the only palatable member left in MM for the feisty host is Sayu in my opinion and frankly, I think they scare each other. Hell, Sayu could always try and win over Nakai-kun as it’s always great to piss him off.

Aika with girls

Downtown of Hey Hey Hey can just keep doing their thing, maybe more regularly than recently. Though it has to be said, they’re a little ‘hands on’ sometimes and whilst it’s not always physical abuse, these guys can be pretty scary. TV spots like Dokyu and Futarigoto were always welcome. Though it’s fair to say some were more interesting than others, down to who was on it if we’re being honest. Do we need another round of these spots right now? Probably not, but fans won’t care about that. I’m sad to say the days of Mari crunching on ice for twenty odd minutes has long gone, but I’m sure there’s enough interesting things to talk about and do, or not do on Dokyu or Futarigoto. There are other shows and such out there like ‘Fun’ for example who I’d like to see get their hands dirty again. As for Hello! Mornings, I get the feeling standards are dropping in that department to. I’m still waiting for Taka-san to appear on the show. Maybe it’s best for everyone if that never materialises ;)

What am I asking for exactly? Just a little more effort from everyone involved. The situation is rarely as bad as we’d like to think, up until headquarters and sales statistics tell us otherwise. I personally think the situation right now is in the middle of speculation and fact. I recently listened to a radio rip of MM’s 10 th anniversary single and was thankfully thrilled by it. It’s not perfect by any means but it sways in the right direction. I like to use the term ‘grass roots’ as it seems more familiar to past MM releases than it does newer ones. That’s a very quick round up of the single, but it’s not a review so forgive my poor explanation. On the whole though, it’s a great single to start off MM’s year.

So whilst I sit and wait to see how the year unfolds for H!P’s catalogue of groups and projects, I’ll be hoping for the best. It’s the least we can do right?

[Note: Wu-San wrote this blog before those very sad news of Yossie's brother hit us.]

January 4th, 2007

I’ve been attacked, all around

by wu-san

Please forgive the dreadful pun, I just couldn’t help myself. Arriving a week late is my blog on the eight-piece outfit AAA (Attack all around).

The group’s release of ‘Black and White’ just three weeks before Christmas didn’t move me in any way whatsoever. I was always overly proud to admit I thought AAA were pretty average; the corners of the jpop world I had been treading saw a lot of AAA love, and feeling differently about the issue was always gratifying.

 Black and White

Black and White is one of those records that decides its good enough to be a double A-side. On the strength of both songs, I’d say it was a mistake. ‘Samurai Heart’ is utter crapness, I’m sorry but it truly is. AAA are too clean cut to pull the song off with success– just imagine your dad buying a flashy red sports car – it feels like a bad midlife crisis and I don’t wanna be spotted listening to it. If you want to tackle guitar pop with success then at least put some effort into the sum of its parts, the music itself. Surely it’s a basic requirement as a musician or artist. Compare Samurai Heart to Nanase Aikawa’s ‘Unlimited’ and you’ll instantly see the gulf in class.

AAA

The other single on the record ‘Winter Lander!!’ is something else entirely. You know, I really wanted to hate this song when I listened to it. I was still getting high and mighty off branding these guys run of the mill. Looks like I’ll be changing my tune, well, for this release.

Before listening to Winter Lander!! I’d seen the PV first. Balaclava drawn, a carton of eggs ready to be thrown at the screen, I was anticipating something pretty dire. Those eggs will have to be used for another day, frankly, I was hypnotised by it. The type of eyes glued to the screen that BK’s ‘Munasawagi Scarlet’ drew out of me. I tell you, the beginning choreography to that song was terrifyingly good.

Winter Lander!! PV

I’ll be honest with you, although I had listened to enough of AAA’s music to pass my judgement on them; I knew nothing about the group and its members. So forgive me when I don’t call them by their names, I have a different system which relies solely on aesthetics. You could call it lazy, I do, but I think it’ll work out better for the blog this way.

The PV treats us with ‘the three pretty ladies’ doing a pre-emptive dance and its rather good. Both the pretty ladies and the dance moves hold up well, very well. It’s the type of cool that will make you utterly jealous. I’m not sure which I’d rather have, those moves or those ladies, wait, that’s a rather stupid comment. They’re dressed a little too urban for me though, not a look I really buy into. Still, their midriffs look healthy enough so I can’t complain.

Give it 10 seconds and the ‘guy with the unbelievably pretty face’ decides to walk into frame and share his vocals with us. He has the swagger of someone who knows he’s the world’s prettiest man, smug bastard. Later on in the song he’s able to stop and shatter objects with that face of his, takes some doing. When making a sandwich later on in the night I gave it a go with a block of cheese, no success sadly.

Next it’s the turn of the main male vocalist who, all things considered, does have a good voice. Not as pretty as most of the others but he’s got the lungs to make up for it. I’m sure the girls love him either way so we’ll just call him “lead male vocalist who’s good looking, but not as much so as some of the others” for now. As he wonders back off into the crowd with that stupid hat of his we’re building up to the chorus. The strength of the song is surprisingly good, I’m a sucker for anthems and the bridge and chorus certainly project the same kind of powerful feeling I fall for. It’s not quite power pop, if we’re being honest a lot of recent power pop records have been on the wrong side of cheesy and musically, waste of space no-brainers. Winter Lander!! Sits neatly in between. It’s rarely groundbreaking but it beats the right way, hits all the right buttons. I’m glad the Christmas theme wasn’t over advertised on the single both musically and visually. Though dressing them in Santa suits would have been pretty entertaining in a very cynical kind of way.

The camera drives in and out, up and down, a real interrogation of AAA as they all try and act cool (I hate to admit it, but they pull it off easily here) dancing to a rather brilliant piece of choreography. The camera will randomly cut to some of the members individually when it feels like it. We see “Spike” named because he looks like he’s been taken straight from the anime ‘Cowboy bebop’, “Guy with braded hair and goatee, the odd-ball, probably used sparingly as a vocalist, more for aesthetic diversity” and finally “Mr dark and handsome” nothing much to say about him, he looks good in that white vest and well, he’s just another good looking guy in a group of good looking people. Stick him in another group and I’m sure he’d make the main heartthrob. Oh and more shots of “the three pretty ladies” is always welcome. “Spike” looks a bit retro in that white suit of his, a little rebellious with his rolled up sleeves and bushy indie hair. He also seems to be a bloody good dancer to. I’d like a producer to give him a solo career, something less certain and more adventurous. I think he’s wasted in the comforts of AAA.

Sadly the song goes a bit wayward for ten seconds. Mr “Guy with braded hair and goatee, the odd-ball, probably used sparingly as a vocalist, more for aesthetic diversity” decides to lay down some bad ass rap. It’s neither bad ass or, for the life of me, rap. I’d get more talent from staring at a block of cheese all day, and I’ve tried it. I’m not having a go at this guy, in fact I feel a little sorry for him. The group can sing a harmony well. They all compliment each other vocally and although one or two are stronger than others they’re all pretty capable. But I guess if you’re going for the diversity angle, you’re gonna get stuck with the bits and pieces no one wants to do, like those crappy rap interlude parts. When the teacher asks if you’re comfortable playing the horse’s ass in the Christmas pageant you simply lie through your teeth “Nope, I usually play bigger parts” similarly, when a record producer asks what you can do, don’t try and be different “I can rap a bit” otherwise you’ll be badly exploited on it. The song also contains a rather annoying solo Saxophone which fails to really digress into the type of coolness that AAA show on screen. Thankfully it only pops up near the end. If it plagued the whole record I think we’d have something of a pantomime on our hands.

Impressive

I’m in love with the AAA that showed up to record this effort. I guess it comes down to whether you want to buy into it or not. I really want to hate these guys – they’re too clean cut, too perfect, too mainstream with a whiff of that manufactured green making machine I hate so much – but this is the pop industry, making money is top priority (it’s a business after all). When I think about the rather forgettable past efforts of AAA I’m reminded how powerful ‘Image’ really is.

Misako

Winter Lander!! certainly has everything in the right places, all the pieces have come together beautifully and when AAA can do this, I really think they’re invincible. I hope this type of thing is here to stay, when the image fits the quality of the songs (rare for AAA in my opinion) the group elevate to a higher enterprise. They’re a great advert (you decide if it’s a good or bad thing) in that, they could sell pretty much anything when they’re on this form. The only thing missing from the PV was some iPods.

Pretty faces

I’ve already said it, AAA are some of the prettiest people I’ve ever seen together as a group. The girls are good looking and the boys even more so. If one of the guys asked me out, I’d be stupid if I didn’t at least think about it. Now as a straight male, this is pretty scary stuff. But I’m a comfortable enough guy to admit when I see a good looking person, male or female. If you’ve got it, flaunt it, that’s what AAA have always done well. Only on this record have I finally seen some substance behind those pretty faces, and I admit I quite enjoyed it.

All eight, ok, six and a half of them make for perfect poster idols. I think that’s a pretty important attribute to have, and they’ve got it to spare. for god sake!!! I hope they keep their hairstyles seen on Winter Lander!! well, everyone accept the guy batting for diversity. AAA have seen some dodgey hairstyles in the past, they got it mostly right on this one. 

Can they keep it up?

It’s like all the planets in the solar system came into line for Winter Lander!!, something as special as that but also as fleeting. I expect this type of grand gesture to be a one off. When you’re already the finished article it’s really hard to see where the ambition is coming from. How do you motivate AAA and the people behind them to better this record? I have a suspicion it won’t be. The song doesn’t break any new boundaries which comes as no surprise. As much as I love the jpop scene, it’s a tired and limited quota. But the song is perfect for its intentions, to draw us in and grab our wallets. It’s not all lost on profit margins however, I still see the thought being put into the song. Being less cynical, it’s a very good single. What I’m most impressed with is the coming together of all the pieces-the music, the visual image of the group and the individuals themselves.

AAA

Will AAA be a group worth talking about in 2007? We’ll see how it goes. Personally, I think they’ll slip back into old habbits-having their fingers in lots of different pies, trying to take on all the sub-genres but sadly failing to produce anything above bland. I can’t really add their just realesed second album to the equation, most of it consists of singles released in 2006.

Alright, I think it’s time for me to go down the pub and have a manly beer and buy a magazine where women and clothes don’t get on. Too much talk about good looking guys.